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12.06.2025 16:16
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you say "have fun" in French?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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